Mission Impossible: Recovery (1967)

Country: United States
Director: Robert Totten
Starring: Peter Graves, Martin Landau, Barbara Bain, Greg Morris, Peter Lupus, Bradford Dillman, Emile Genst, Peter Coe, Peter Hellmann
Theme: Lalo Schifrin
Music: Jerry Fielding

Recovery is the last episode from Season Two of Mission: Impossible and it features Bradford Dillman as a brilliant American scientist who has defected and is now working on the other side of the Iron Curtain. Even though the character is painfully underwritten, Dillman excels at characters like this…essentially slimy bureaucrats. My favourite performance by Dillman is as Sergeant McKay in the third Dirty Harry film The Enforcer (here’s a seven pointed suppository!), but he also appeared in other espionage related material like The Man From UNCLE movie, The Helicopter Spies.

The episode starts with Jim Phelps (Peter Graves) receiving his mission briefing, this time in a carpark attendant’s booth. Here he learns that a SAC B52 has crashed behind the Iron Curtain, but the fail-safe mechanism has failed to explode and destroy all the top-secret information on board. The wreckage is taken to a scientific institute for examination – and the possible extraction of the top-secret information. The man behind the extraction is an ex-US scientist named Shipherd (Bradford Dillman). Jim’s mission (should he choose to accept it) is to retrieve the Fail Safe mechanism and bring Shipherd back to the United States.

The first part of the scheme involves Rollin Hand (Martin Landau) and Cinnamon Carter (Barbara Bain), posing as man and wife – Charles and Janet Langley – at an Embassy party in the un-named Iron Curtain country. At the party, the Langley’s meet Shipherd briefly. The meeting seems short and particularly unremarkable – except Rollin has sewn some seeds about his employment history, which of course become more relevant as the story goes on.

Jim Phelps has multiple roles to play in this role. The first is as the pilot of the B52 that went down. As ‘Hayes’, with dark, dyed hair, Jim allows himself to be captured, knowing full well that Shipherd will interrogate him, hoping to learn some of the secrets of the Fail Safe system. Jim (as Hayes), under interrogation says that the only people who can disarm the Fail Safe mechanism are the boffins at Duluth, who created the device.

Coincidentally, earlier, Rollin (as Langley) suggested to Shipherd that he worked on top-secret projects in Duluth. Shipherd makes the connection and invites Langley, as a guest, to visit the Institute.

Jim’s second role in this episode is as a service technician – with trademark silver hair this time – who is called in the repair a paper shredder at the Institute – a paper shredder that has been disabled by Barney Collier (Greg Morris). Meanwhile Shipherd has kidnapped Cinnamon (posing as Langley’s wife) and uses her to blackmail Rollin into opening the safe.

The character of Shipherd is somewhat clumsily written. He claims to have defected because he is sick of his scientific research being used for militaristic ends, but yet his new employers seem to be utilising his talents for the same purpose. Furthermore, he proves to be a rather unscrupulous character when he is prepared to ‘blow-up’ Cinnamon in order to crack the Fail-Safe. So any political posturing by the character is quickly made redundant by the plot contrivances. It’s here, where Dillman’s almost patented ‘slimy bureaucrat’ schtick actually works for the story. As it stands, Recovery is not one of the great Mission: Impossible episodes, but it is serviceable and very enjoyable – and this is primarily to do with Dillman who proves to be an entertaining foe for the IMF team.

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Fallback

As I mentioned the other day, I’ll be a bit light on for posts over the next week or two, but there is still great spy blogging happening. Markus Wolf at The Stasi has just reviewed Fallback by Peter Niesewand.

It seems Mr. Wolf didn’t like the twist halfway through the story – but forgive me, maybe it’s my fondness for trash – but the twist to me sounds fantastic…it reads like the literary equivalent of a Eurospy film.

Here’s a snippet.

… instead the author chooses [to] have the boss of the agency terminate the young super agent and then transplant the brain from the old man into his head, thus creating the ultimate agent. I honestly never saw that coming, and this made me sceptical for the rest of the book. I love escapism – that is the whole point of cold war fiction, but it has to be credible escapism. For instance, I thought The Power by James Mills about telepathy was one of the worst books I have ever read, yet Larry Collins Maze, which set along the same lines was quite good he managed to credibly explain the science coupled with good character development and a decent plot. In one fell swoop, the author has turned a very good cold war spy book that had all the right ingredients into something that is frankly a bit stupid.

Sounds great doesn’t it? To read the whole review click here.

An interesting tidbit about the author – from the Academic Dictionary and Encyclopedia:

Niesewand is credited with originating terrorist Ilich Ramírez Sánchez’s ‘Jackal’ alias: “The nickname the Guardian reporter Peter Niesewand had inspired by mentioning the Forsyth thriller found along with the arms cache in Angela Otaola’s bedsit was a perfect fit. Derogatory yet with just a hint of admiration for the cunning of the canine sometimes known as “the lion’s provider”

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Field Reports: 1

After months of delays, I am finally moving house, and will be off air for a short while (not too long I hope). But for spy fans, there is still many great resources on the net. Firstly, my fellow COBRAS are always worth a visit:

The C.O.B.R.A.S. are:
Armstrong Sabian’s “Mister 8”
Christopher Mills’ “Spy-Fi Channel
Jason Whiton’s “Spy Vibe”
Johny Malone’s “Una Plaga de Espias
Paul & Tom’s “HMSS Weblog
Paul Bishop’s “Bish’s Beat”
Peter Lorenz’s “Illustrated 007
Phillipe Lombard’s “Quantum of Bond
Rob Mallows’ “Deighton Dossier
Tanner’s “Double-O Section”
Wesley Britton’s “Spy Wise”
Wesley Britton’s “The Spy Report”

If that is not enough for you, then here are few more morsels that you may have missed over the past few months.

• There’s a nice review from Todd at 4DK of the Eurospy flick Scorpions and Miniskirts (AKA: Death on a Rainy Afternoon).

• Jeremy Duns, author of Free Country, is interviewed at the Harrogate festival by the website Unbound, and you can read that here. The audio of the interview is here.

• The Lightning Bug’s Lair celebrates its second anniversary this month. I thought it was worth revisiting They Call Her Cleopatra Wong

• If ‘ROCK’ is your thing, then here’s Rory Gallagher playing Philby and Secret Agent

• Tanner at the Double-O-Section reviews Network’s DVD release of The Corridor People

• Jason at Spyvibe takes a look at the Satire / Surrealism in the UK which influenced The Corridor People.

• James Phelan’s fifth Lachlan Fox book Red Ice is out now.

• Markus Wolf from The Stasi Kalls up the Ku Klux Klan and asks them about their activities during the Cold War.

• Johny Malone hosts the Flickr Espionage & Action Art Gallery which has a fantastic selection of book covers and poster art.

• From the excellent Spy Guys & Gals website comes a fascinating overview of The Coxeman series of spy books.

• And finally, for those who haven’t been across yet, P2K Red is my companion website where I write about all those things that aren’t SPY. Among the many posts, I have recently looked at Dean Koontz’s Velocity, the Australian cannibal epic Van Diemen’s Land and Jackie Chan’s take on Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid.

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Covert Affairs: South Bound Suarez (2010)

Director: John T. Kretchmer
Starring: Piper Perabo, Christopher Gorham, Kari Matchett, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Michael Steger, Lana Parrilla, Julian Acosta
Music: Christopher Tyng

South Bound Suarez (notice the ‘Led Zep’ titles?) is the third episode in the Covert Affairs television series, and easily the weakest of the series so far. The underlying story arc that is hinted at so broadly in the Pilot Episode is not advanced, and the inter office politics is also given pretty short shrift. Annie’s boss, Joan Campbell (Kari Matchett) and Auggie Anderson (Christopher Gorham) are mere window dressing in this episode. It’s even worse for Jai Wilcox (Sendhil Ramamurthy), who was introduced as a foil for Joan in Walter’s Walk. He has virtually nothing to do but stand around in the background. Another reason for the lack of inter-office tension is the absence of Peter Gallagher as Arthur Campbell. Gallagher was only listed on the credits as a ‘guest star’ in the first couple of episodes, so he won’t be appearing in every show – which is a shame, because it would appear the series needs him, and his character to keep the edge in the sequences at CIA Headquarters in Langley.

So this is pretty much an ‘Annie on a mission’ episode, which is not such a bad thing, but then it’s the type of thing that seasoned spy television watchers have seen time and time again. This episode opens at Georgetown University, Washington DC with Annie participating in what looks like a friendly game of soccer. Of course there is more to it than that. Her reason for playing is to coerce one of her opposition team mates into helping her with an assignment. The young man in question is named Diego (Michael Steger), and Annie needs his help to get to his sister Julia (Lana Parrilla) who is the private banker (and mistress) for a corrupt politician in Venezuela.

Annie turns the screws and explains to Diego that over the past few years Julia has helped Victor Ponces (Julia Acosta) skim $100 million in profits from US oil companies and the money is being used by people who wish to destabilize the government. Next she explains that the CIA will protect him and his sister and furthermore pay for his education in the US. He is currently studying to be a doctor. Diego isn’t so certain at the start. He feels that he would be betraying his sister, but he eventually comes around.

Back at HQ, Annie is assigned to escort Diego to Caracas, where an agent named Lopez will take over the mission. What the CIA don’t realise, however, is that Victor has had Lopez killed. Upon arrival at Caracas airport, Annie is told that Lopez has been out of contact for seventy-two hours and she may have to take control of the mission.

Diego takes Annie to meet his sister, Julia, and Annie explains her investigation into the financial affairs of Victor Ponces. Of course, as Victor’s mistress, Julia doesn’t believe that Victor is a bad man, and once again Annie is forced to turn the screws – a bit of not-so-subtle manipulation. Eventually Julia comes around and agrees to help.

The highlight of the episode is when Annie and Victor share a little drive in his hot red sports car. He suspects she is an agent, and Annie, who is asked to drive the vehicle, has to prove she isn’t. It’s actually a well handled, mildly suspenseful scene, and a hot red sports car, always adds to the glamour of a spy show.

As I said at the outset, this is a bit of a step down from the first couple of episodes, but is still highly enjoyable. The good news for Australian readers is that Channel 7 has picked up this series and the Pilot Episode screened last Monday. You can catch it on http://au.tv.yahoo.com/ if you missed it.

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The Guns of August

JJ Cooper

JJ Cooper

August promises to be a big month for fans of spy fiction with the release of three highly anticipated spy novels. We’ve already seen the launch (on August 2nd) of Deadly Trust, from Australian author JJ Cooper. The book is the second book in the Jay Ryan series, following on from last year’s debut The Interrogator.

Deadly Trust sees Jay Ryan leaving the army and his life as an interrogator but he’s quickly dragged back into a murky world of secrets, lies and danger when a disgruntled scientist, backed by the Australian security industry, develops a weapon of mass destruction – a hybrid strain of Anthrax.

Jeremy Duns

Jeremy Duns

Next up is Jeremy Duns’ Free Country, the second novel in the Paul Dark trilogy, following on from Free Agent. Those who have had their ears to the ground will have heard that the Dark trilogy was recently optioned by the BBC with plans to turn the stories into a television series.

Blackmailed into serving Moscow, double agent Paul Dark now finds himself a target for  assassination. Desperate to escape his predicament, Dark gambles everything on one last throw of the dice, exposing his Soviet handler to the British. But before long, he finds he has no choice but to go on the run again, and the race is on to stop a deadly conspiracy that dates back to the early years of the Cold War.

Adrian Magson

Adrian Magson

Toward the end of the month, the first book in the Harry Tate series, Red Station, by Adrian Magson hits the shelves.

In Red Station, Harry Tate is a loyal operative for MI5, who does what he’s told, fighting the war against terrorism, drugs and high-level criminal gangs. When two civilians are shot dead during a drugs intercept, he agrees to take an immediate posting to a place called Red Station, to help the agency avoid embarrassing media questions. Red Station is remote and uncomfortable… and it’s a home for washed-out spooks.

What Harry doesn’t know is that the Russians are coming… and that he won’t be coming back.

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It is my honour to bring these three authors together for what I will call a ‘virtual symposium’ on spy novels. From my hollowed out volcano, I have grilled them on what makes a good spy novel and have had them analyse the changes, not just to spy stories, but publishing in general. Covering everything from the Cold War to post September 11 terrorism – and from audiobook to eBooks and digital downloads. Adrian, Jeremy and JJ provide unique insights into writing past and present, and share their thoughts on the state of the ‘spy novel’.

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David Foster: Welcome, gentlemen. In the current political and economic climate, what do you believe is more important in a good thriller – ‘realism and truth’ or ‘escapism’?

Jeremy Duns: I think escapism is always the aim of fiction, no matter what the climate – pure realism is for non-fiction. That said, I think fiction sometimes sheds more light on truth than documentary. But readers want to be taken into another world, and one more compelling than their immediate surroundings. Getting the facts right is important, but the story always comes first.

JJ Cooper: Escapism. That’s why I read anyway. A good level of realism goes a long way too otherwise we’d be published in the fantasy section. We write fiction so it doesn’t have to be the truth (although sometimes it turns out that way).

Adrian Magson: Escapism first, but a touch of realism never hurts. Readers like to escape into books whatever the climate, but many also like to identify in some way with the background or characters.

DF: Now almost ten years on, do you feel that the events of September 11 (and the subsequent ‘War on Terror’) are still a relevant backdrop, or topic for a modern spy thriller?

JJC: I recently attended ThrillerFest in New York where around 50 literary agents were ‘pitched’ during a three hour session by writers from around the globe seeking representation. The amount of times I heard the word ‘terrorist’ was amazing (I was there being a nosy author). It seemed to me that the agents were not very keen to hear that word. You could sit in the back of the room and note when the word was used during a pitch by the cringe of the agent – subtle but there nonetheless.

I listened to many of the pitches (always the spy) and a lot were the same story arc, and even settings (Iran was a popular setting this year). Unless you are an established author or can find a different twist to add to the ‘War on Terror’ backdrop, I’d say this is just about out of legs (especially for those trying to break into the industry). September 11 will always be referenced in novels, just shouldn’t be the focus any more.

AM: It’s certainly still relevant, if only because the threat of something similar is still very much with us, and the characters involved are working away behind the scenes on both sides. The way things happened was new in the delivery and scale, but the idea of one tribe, society, group, nation, being attacked by another goes all the way back through history. And what more realistic backdrop for spies to operate than the current one (as recent events have proved).

JD: I don’t really see that any subject becomes irrelevant for a novel. September 11 2001 was clearly a defining day in recent history, and it will be written about for many years to come.

I was at an event in England recently and someone asked Joseph Finder a variation of this question during a panel. He replied that it might take some time for the good fiction to emerge, pointing out that it wasn’t until ten or 15 years after the Vietnam war that the great books and films about it started to come out. I think in the first couple of years after September 11, there was a widespread feeling that thrillers were taboo – not just the idea of thrillers about that event, but all thrillers that featured terrorists or explosions. I remember people saying they never wanted to see another Arnold Schwarzenegger film again. But 24 premiered on November 6 2001, and that and other TV shows and films and novels soon started to address themes that were raised by the events of September 11. I think people have always looked to stories to work through current events and crises – in the Second World War, sales of thrillers went through the roof. People want to know more about it, to analyze it, but they also need reassurance. It’s a way of warding off the monsters under the bed.

DF: What about the ‘Cold War’? It’s twenty years since the Berlin Wall came down. Is there any life left in the Cold War for a good spy novel? Or as a genre convention, do you think it is tapped out?

AM: Again, nothing much has changed. The people, maybe, and which direction the threat is coming from. But what was the Cold War other than a quiet conflict? It’s what we have now, albeit hidden beneath multiple layers of diplomacy, commerce and culture, so in a way the Cold War has never entirely gone away.

JD: As I’m writing spy thrillers set during the Cold War, I obviously feel there’s plenty of life left in it! Again, it took a while for people to see it as a legitimate subject. When the Berlin Wall fell, there were a lot of newspaper editorials about the accompanying death of the spy novel. But, as you say, it’s been two decades since then, and of course the Cold War started earlier. It was a conflict that covered most of the globe, went on for several decades, and threatened the existence of our planet as never before, so I think it’s certainly a worthy subject for thrillers, and it will be for the foreseeable future. In the Sixties and Seventies, writers like Len Deighton, Jack Higgins and Frederick Forsyth turned to the Second World War for their subject matter. I think many writers of my generation may well turn to the Cold War. There’s a lot that wasn’t known at the time that is only just coming to light.

JJC: The ‘Cold War’ was like a big training ground for spies. Skills were honed and techniques developed. A lot of those lessons have no doubt been applied across the globe in current ‘information collection operations’. A lot of great novels have had the ‘Cold War setting’. I think now is the time to revisit the ‘Cold War’ theme – it’s like a sleeping giant just waiting to be awoken. It’ll happen eventually. Either revisit the era as a catalyst for modern day events or set your own modern-day ‘Cold War’. Doesn’t matter how many agreements, treaties, handshakes and smiles occur between countries – spying will always happen. Always has, always will.

DF: Recently we’ve had a very high profile espionage incident in the United States (London and Cyprus), with the arrest of ten alleged Russian spies. With all the media buzz and hype – do current affairs influence or provide inspiration for future stories (or colour one that you may be currently working on)?

JD: Yes, such stories provide inspiration, although perhaps that particular story is too implausible to be used in a thriller. But it really harks back to the Krogers and the Rosenbergs and so on, and is an amazing mix of low-tech, with invisible inks and bag swaps, and hi-tech, with code in Facebook photos and the use of wi-fi.

I think that incident brings home the fact that espionage is going on around us the whole time. I think most people have the feeling that spies don’t really exist, and it’s mainly invented by films and novels. People tend to forget that pretty much every embassy in the world is a spy headquarters, and that every government engages in it to one degree or other.

JJC: Anybody who believes spying is not that common should stick to reading fantasy novels. No doubt a lot more of these stories don’t hit the media. This incident does serve to assist writers when it comes to credibility of spy stories. It gives the public that ‘wow-this-shit-is-still-happening-now’ moment. Hopefully, some of them will then call into the thriller section of the book store next time they are there (and bypass the damn cookbook section).

For me, writing novels is about using experience and imagination. I don’t tend to watch much news but then again inspiration is everywhere and, as an ex-interrogator, I’ve enough imagination to get me through to the next book.

AM: This proves you can’t invent anything! And you only have to watch the media frenzy – and the level of interest from the public – to see that people love this stuff. So, logically, writers will be drawn to mirror or imagine similar events and possibilities. I know I do. The odd thing is, real events such as the ten Russian spies, and the one where British spies were allegedly filmed at work retrieving material from false rocks in Moscow (I almost bought one once, for hiding a spare key in the garden), seem almost bland compared with spy novels – but then, bland doesn’t work in fiction.

DF: In today’s marketplace there seems to be a great emphasis on the ‘pace’ of a story. Which do you feel is more important – ‘characters’, ‘plot’ or ‘pacing’?

JD: You can’t really have one without the other two and have an interesting book, and they are all intertwined. But in the thriller genre, you clearly have to thrill the reader, and that depends on pace. I think there’s not enough emphasis on it, and on what I would call ‘readability’. I don’t want anyone to struggle at any point in my novels, but to read them as fast as they can turn the pages, preferably with a trickle of cold sweat running down their spine. I think if I can do that, the plot and characters have already done their work – unfettered readability is the hardest thing to pull off.

JJC: Pace! You need well-developed characters and a good plot to get the reader through any novel – that’s a given. But, pace is where we can differ. I deliberately write short chapters – around 1,500 words. I’m writing with a particular market in mind. For a while I spent two hours a day on a train commuting to and from work. I’d be reading a good book and come to the end of a chapter. Before moving on I’d see how many stops and then have a mini-internal debate on whether I could finish the next chapter before getting off the train at my stop. Most times I didn’t turn that page and then lose my rhythm. So, I write for those taking public transport and dare them to turn the page – it’s only 7 pages till your next stop.

Those who have read and liked Australian author Matthew Reilly’s novels would agree that pace is more important than plot and characters.

AM: I think good characters will certainly drive a story, but you need a plot for them to operate within. Otherwise it’s like having great actors but no screenplay. If the plot is one which demands a series of fast-moving events, and the characters are there to match, then pace will follow (if it doesn’t, your editor will soon let you know!)

DF: Do you believe there is an advantage in writing a series with re-occurring characters, rather than writing a stand-alone novel?

AM: Yes, I do – for both author and reader. The author doesn’t have to invent new (main) characters each time, but can develop them as they go along (which is more interesting to do), and the reader can become comfortable in knowing what to expect. We all feel at ease with a ‘favourite’, be it food, sports team, music, TV programme or fictional character – anything. It satisfies our expectations. And there’s nothing quite like opening the next in a favoured series to make us feel at home right from the off.

JD: I guess there are advantages and disadvantages to both. I’m writing a trilogy, so it’s not quite a series. The difficulty of continuing with a character over many books is that they all become slight variations of each other, but of course with stand-alones you have to get the reader interested in new characters each time out. I think if readers enjoy a novel they are often interested in the protagonist, and so will be intrigued by further stories featuring them.

JJC: As long as the writer can continue to have their main character/s evolve, then the series gains fans who love the character/s as well as the writer – Jack Reacher is probably as famous, if not more so, than his creator Lee Child. Do you ever read a stand-alone and wish it was a series because you loved the character/s as well as the writing? I may be a little biased though – I haven’t written a stand-alone novel yet!

DF: Research is always an important part of the preparation and writing of any novel. Do you think this is more important when dealing with espionage related topics?

JD: I don’t think it’s necessarily more important – if you were writing medical thrillers or courtroom dramas you’d need to do your homework as well – but I think it can be a more difficult subject to research, simply because it is based on secret information, and of course deception. If you read a memoir by a defector, for example, you have no idea what their agenda might be – they may be exaggerating their own importance or settling old scores. The book could also have been edited by their new masters to give a certain idea. So it’s a bit of a minefield, I find. Just the other day I discovered that something I had read in several places about Britain’s contingency plans in the event of nuclear war appeared to have been disinformation. I was reading a declassified file that showed this – but, of course, the file was declassified by a government, and might itself have been disinformation, or part of a wider operation designed to deceive.

JJC: It’s a shady world where only trained spies know what spies actually do – relatively small readership (but bigger than you think). If you get it right then someone may be knocking on your door. I’m still covered by our Secrecy Act – forever.

I can’t write about actual situations , methods or techniques unless I find them already posted somewhere on the internet (thank you Mr Internet Founder). Besides, if you spend all of your time researching then when are you going to find the time to write. If you are planning to get published in the fiction section, don’t sweat the details too much – just write. Your editor should let you know if something sounds a little far-fetched.

AM: Just as important as any other. There may be certain limits to what we can find out, unless we have an inside track, for example, but that holds true for almost any subject we care to write about. But again, as we recently discovered, making things up about spies and spying can almost lead us to go too far, if only because the reality is shown to be so ordinary. An area of our research which is difficult is that of the character. We probably have an easy answer as to what makes killers and crooks tick – they’re either greedy or plain nut-jobs (okay – simplistic, I know). But what makes a spy tick? What drives them? And the counter-spies? I think that’s the question which drives the fascination for the genre.

DF: One of the things I have noticed that has changed the most in spy novels over years, is the way in which technology has stripped away the whole ‘investigative’ aspect of a spy story. Is this necessarily a bad thing?

AM: Not really, because spy writers can now use the technology to drive the novel in ways they couldn’t do years ago (mobile phones, computers, eavesdropping methods, data transfer and so forth). Most of us have grown up with gadgets of one sort or another, and providing it doesn’t get too heavily-leaden with them, the use of what we have come to identify as the ordinary (you can buy all this stuff over the counter) brings an element of realism – or what our readers might imagine is real – to the story.

JD: No, I don’t think so. It’s just a different thing. I don’t think stories compete with each other quite in this way. I enjoy the hallmarks of spy fiction written during the Cold War, and a lot of the suspense in those novels comes from situations that would be redundant now: a protagonist needing to find a working public call box, for example, or desperately trying to find a map of a city. But technology creates other forms of suspense – the cell-phone has no signal or a GPS system malfunctions. I suspect the thriller-writers of the early 20th century would feel that new forms of technology stripped away crucial elements of the genre as well, but I think it’s more about finding what is suspenseful, whether you use technology or don’t.

JJC: Technology did strip away the art of HUMINT to some degree. We’ve realised the mistake of relying too heavily on technology in recent times. HUMINT collection assets were ‘gutted’ due to technological advances. We should have realised that technology ‘value adds’ to the art of HUMINT and not there to replace it.

DF: Moving on from technology in the story, to technology in how it’s presented – audiobooks were once considered an aid for the visually impaired, but now with the ‘iPod generation’ whole novels (or series for that matter) are able to be easily transported in someone’s pocket. What’s your opinion on audiobooks?

JD: I have nothing against them, but I don’t listen to them myself, because they seem to take too long. I prefer reading at my own pace, with my own interpretation. But a lot of people like them, and I’m happy to have sold the rights to them!

JJC: Only ever listened to one audiobook, sorry. And, thank you very much Chris Ryan for ensuring I never listen to another. I want to hear my voice and that of the authors’ as I’m reading. We’re slowly moving toward generation ‘lazy’ so maybe the market for audiobooks will increase.

AM: Personally, I find I get too distracted after a while – but that’s just me. I love short audio stories, however, because I can listen to them at the gym for the short time I’m there before I fall off the treadmill or need a lung transplant. Maybe I should apply myself more to audio books (and train for longer). For other people, though, I think they’re great.

DF: Continuing with technology – and as it seems rather topical with many authors at the moment, you probably guessed the next question – What’s your opinion on eBooks and digital downloads?

JD: I think there may be more resistance to them among readers than there was for music, but that before too long there will be an ‘iPod moment’, where it becomes much more mainstream than it is now. A lot of people resisted MP3s because they wanted the cover art for their CDs, the lyrics sheet, and the sound quality. But the sound quality improved, the price of players came down, they could store more music, and I don’t think that many people who use their iPods miss the cover art or lyrics sheets of their CDs any more. I think people love physical books more than they did CDs or cassettes or even vinyl, but I think we are moving in the same sort of direction. Still, I think it’s great that people still love reading.

JJC: Although I haven’t got an e-reader yet – I will soon. My book collection is just huge and I’d love to have them all stored on an e-reader, especially for travelling. Kinda makes it hard for an author to do book signings for an e-publication (although I did sign the back of and iPad at ThrillerFest).

AM: I’m absolutely all for it, but with one proviso: authors shouldn’t lose out. Whatever exposure we can get is great, and all the channels we have now can only help increase our audience. But we’re in the early days and there are some potential problems if publishers don’t play fair. A digital novel is the same content as a paper one – but the delivery is not. It’s not as expensive, it doesn’t need storing in a warehouse, and can be delivered without a truck and driver. Sure there will be initial costs for publishers, but these will come down rapidly as the audience grows and the delivery platforms increase.

DF: As a genre, do you think that spy novels and old fashioned thrillers are being squeezed out of the market place by Vampires, Witches and Wizards?

AM: Not at all. Nudged slightly to one side, maybe, in air-time, market coverage and advertising, but not for long. There are already signs that some readers are turning off wizards and vamps, and going for zombies and other creatures instead. But like all trends, they come and go. Not everyone likes spy novels… but there always has been a hard core of readers out there who do. The fact is, when spy novels seemed out of favour a while back, we found other characters and scenarios which were similar enough to suit us just fine. (I use to love westerns – Louis L’Amour, Zane Grey, etc – because to me, they were simply sleuths or spies on horseback).

JD: I think the market is big enough for us all. Vampires are the big thing at the moment, but plenty of people still enjoy this type of thriller. Dan Brown is writing conspiracy thrillers, after all. I think people love a good story, no matter the genre.

JJC: No. As long as something is dragging the punters in the bookstore, than eventually someone will find my lone copy in there. The more books that sell regardless of genre, the better off all of us are in terms of writers and readers alike.

DF: What are you reading right now? Are there any authors (living or dead) that you would name as influences?

JD: At the moment I’m reading a lot of research for my third novel, but I just finished Operation Mincemeat by Ben Macintyre, which I thoroughly enjoyed. I’m influenced by a lot of writers, but Len Deighton and Elleston Trevor are perhaps the biggest.

JJC: Lisa Unger’s latest, Fragile. I was fortunate enough to receive an advance copy. She is such a talented writer and great person – brilliant book. Do yourself a favour and grab a copy when they hit the shelves.

I would say both Lisa and Lee Child have been an influence in my writing. I love their work and was fortunate to have both read and blurb for my debut novel. Now that’s a thrill!

AM: My earliest influence was Leslie Charteris, followed by the American harder core writers such as Hank Janson, Mickey Spillane and so forth. But I always loved the spy genre, from John Buchan through Berkely Mather to the modern day. Oddly enough, I never got to grips much with Ian Fleming for some reason (although I’m a firm Bond film fan), but preferred John Gardner, Peter O’Donell, Gavin Lyall and Adam Diment.

I’m just reading Bolt Action by Charlie Charters. More to do with terrorism than spies, but it’s all in the same ballpark for me – and it’s a very good read.

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DF: What was the book that most influenced your life — and why?

JD: That’s a tough question! I think it might be The Quiller Memorandum by Adam Hall, which was one of Elleston Trevor’s pseudonyms. I picked it up in a second-hand bookshop in Antwerp about ten years ago. I’d read some spy fiction before, and liked it, but that book gripped me. I started buying up the rest of the series, and was stunned by how good they were. They started me thinking I would like to try my hand at writing a spy thriller myself, and seeing as I am now doing that for a living, I think it’s fair to say it influenced my life in a very big way.

JJC: Hope this doesn’t come across as ‘too’ egotistical, but my first novel, The Interrogator is the book that has most influenced my life. It was all about the journey. I didn’t intend to get an agent or get published when I sat down and typed the first words. The book was purely for me and the learning process was steep, yet fulfilling.

AM: I wish I could give you one title – but I can’t. There have been so many, all of which made me think ‘I want to be a writer’. And as a writer, you can’t ask for a better life influence than that.

DF: Gentlemen, I want to thank you very much for your time. It’s been an absolute pleasure putting this panel together, and hearing your insightful and varied thoughts on spy fiction. I wish you every success with your novels, and I am eagerly looking forward to reading your books – as I am sure many other readers are too.

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Deadly TrustJJ Cooper is an Australia writer who spent seventeen years in the Australian Army. He spent two tours of duty in East Timor and one tour in the Middle East in 2003. Since leaving the military he has spent his time writing.

JJ Cooper is happily married, with 3 children, two boys and a girl. With his passion for writing he enjoys every moment spent at home writing, surrounded by the people he loves.

Deadly Trust was published on the 2nd August by Bantam. It is available from Random House and QBD.

The Interrogator is now also available in the US from Amazon.com

Jeremy Duns was born in 1973 and grew up mainly in Africa and Asia. He read English literature at St. Catherine’s College, Oxford, after which he worked as a journalist in Brussels for seven years. Free Agent was a Daily Telegraph Thriller of the Year 2009, and has been praised by William Boyd, Eric Van Lustbader, Gayle Lynds, Charles Cumming, Jeff Abbott, David Morrell and Christopher Reich.

Free Country was published on the 5th August by Simon & Schuster. It is available from Amazon UK.

Jeremy’s first book Free Agent was released in paperback in the US last month. It is available from Amazon.com

Red StationAdrian Magson is a freelance writer and lives in England. The author of five books in the Riley Gavin/Frank Palmer series, he has recently completed two new books which are the start of two new series: ‘Red Station’ is the first in a contemporary spy series featuring Harry Tate, an MI5 officer. ‘Death on the Marais’  is the first in the Inspector Lucas Rocco series set in France in the 60s.

Red Station will be published on the 26th August by Severn House Publishers Ltd. It is available for pre-order from Amazon UK.

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Covert Affairs: Walter’s Walk (2010)

Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá
Starring: Piper Perabo, Christopher Gorham, Kari Matchett, Sendhil Ramamurthyy, Anne Dudek, Peter Gallagher, Steven Brand, Rya Kihlstedt
Music: Christopher Tyng

Walter’s Walk is the second episode in the Covert Affairs television series, and the first to feature a Led Zepplin song title as the episode title.

This episode begins with a flash back to the closing events of the pilot episode, and reminds the viewer of the ‘big question’ that the closing asked. As this is a new series (with many people still to watch the Pilot, I wont spoil it by talking about that here). This episode is pretty much a standalone episode anyway, so knowledge of the incidents in the first episode, while being helpful, aren’t truly neccessary for enjoyment of this episode.

And ‘enjoyment’ is the right word. This is the episode for ‘old sods’ like me. In some ways it is a throwback to the good old cold war days – quite knowingly and the characters (particularly Auggie) have a good time with it. But let’s start at the beginning.

Annie Walker (Piper Perabo) is now assigned to the DPD (Domestic Protection Division) of the CIA on a full-time basis. But as the new girl on the block, she gets all the crap jobs that no one else wants. One of these jobs in to debrief the walk-ins. What this entails is sitting in a pre-fab portable bungalow and listening to the ‘walk-ins’ who come to Langley with information. Most of the people who turn up are serial paranoid conspiracy theorists (and other assorted not-jobs). Annie’s job is to take down their statements and try to distill (if any) the valuable intel form the half-baked crackpot theories.

The first few interviewees are indeed conspiracy theorists. But then there is Helen Newman (Rya Kihlstedt). She is there to represent her eleven year old son, Walter. Walter may be young, but he is a mathematical genius (and a spy-novel fan too). It seems that when using his short wave radio, he has stumbled on a number coded transmission. Being a mathematical genius, Walter cracks the code and it leads him to a post box. Walter decides to go and see who turns up, and eventually somebody does turn up to collect the message from the box. Unfortunately this person sees Walter, and now as a safety precaution, Walter is targeted for assassination.

Helen relates all this to Annie, who is sceptical at first. But Helen persists, and asks Annie to come out into the carpark and meet Waleter, who is waiting in the car. Walter happens to be reading Robert Ludlum’s The Parsifal Mosaic. Interestingly enough, one of the seeling point for Covert Affairs has been that it is produced by Doug Liman, who directed The Bourne Identity and produced Supremacy and Ultimatum – which, of course, were all loosely based on books by Robert Ludlum. Anyway, Walter hands Annie a slip of paper with the radio frequency that he intercepted. She promises to look into it.

Later Annie passes the information and radio frequency to Auggie Anderson (Christopher Gorham), the DPD’s tech guy. He checks it out and indeed he stumbles onto the coded transmission. The beauty of it is – in a world where all modern high-tech didgital devices are monitored (phone calls / emails), that whoever this spy network is, they have chosen to do it that old fashioned ‘analogue’ way – and thus, have almost (if it were not for shear luck) slipped under the radar.

In the meantime, fearing for their lives after being followed from Langley, Helen and Walter go into hiding – and in doing so have taken the other recordings that may help the CIA discover what the enemy spy ring is planning.

It turns out, it is an IRA tranmission that Walter has stumbled upon, and they are in preparation to stage and ‘incident’ on American soil. Annie is teamed up with a British operative from M.I.6 and together their mission is to track down (and protect) Helen and Walter – and naturally retrieve the recording that Walter had already made.

I must admit I particularly liked this episode. Storywise it isn’t special, but I see it as an olive branch to old time spy fans who grew up on Le Carre, Deighton, Forsyth and Ludlum. The Cold War may be over, and the style of spy stories may have changed, but what this episode does nicely is show that the worls of the ‘old school’ spy and the new ‘high-tech’ spy can co-exist – and furthermore that no matter what your preference is, there is something for you in the series Covert Affairs.

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Covert Affairs: Pilot (2010)


Director: Tim Matheson
Starring: Piper Perabo, Christopher Gorham, Kari Matchett, Eric Lively, Anne Dudek, Peter Gallagher, George Tchortov, Eion Bailey, Emmanuelle Vaugier
Music: Christopher Tyng

Covert Affairs is the latest spy series to go to air, and the general consensus appears to be that the show is extremely enjoyable. But already quite a few people are comparing it to Alias – and taking nothing away from the star of the show, Piper Perabo, she does look just a little too similar to Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow in Alias. The thing is, Alias was such a popular show, and through that, Garner had such a following, that it is going to be a big ask for Covert Affairs to break out of that shadow and stand on its own. That aside, it looks like the show will have a lot to offer spy fans, and I think that there is enough room to manouvre for the producers and writers to create a fine television series.

The pilot episode begins Annie Walker (Piper Perabo) undertaking a lie detector test to see if she is suitable material for the CIA. The interrogator asks her some questions of a personal nature and about her past, which she seems slightly uncomfortable with. Her last serious relationship was with a man named Ben who she met in Sri Lanka. After a whirlwind love affair, lasting all of three weeks, Ben disappeared leaving behind a cryptic note saying ‘the truth is complicated – Forgive me’. Annie was pretty cut up about Ben running out. She truly thought he was the one. After bumming around the globe on a tourist visa for a while, Annie returns to the United States and decides that a career in the CIA is for her.

Now two years later, Annie is at a CIA training facility known as ‘the Farm’. With a month of training still to go, she is pulled out of ‘the farm’ and sent to Headquarters at Langley. The DPD (Domestic Protection Division) need a new operative who can speak Russian – and Annie happens to be fluent in six languages.

A Russian assassin named Stas wants to cross over to the United States. In exchange for being granted asylum in the West, he has offered to provide large amounts of quality top-secret intel. Annie has been chosen to be the liaison for the CIA, and to bring Stas over to the West.

At Langley, Annie is introduced to a swag of operatives – who it could assumed that most will become regulars, week to week over the series. The Head of the DPD division is Joan Campbell (Kari Matchett), who just so happens to be married to the divisional Head of the OCS (Office of Clandestine Services), Arthur Campbell (Peter Gallagher). Furthermore Joan suspects that Arthur is having an affair, and she uses CIA resources to spy on him.

Next we have Auggie Anderson (Christopher Gorham), who is the Tech Ops (high-tech/gadget) guy at the DPD. The nice twist here is that Auggie is blind – so obviously he isn’t going to be participating in many action scenes (although, there is an amusing part where he accompanies Annie to the morgue to identify a body). As a fairly office bound character, what Auggie says is more important than what he does. In that sense, he performs two functions in the show – firstly serving as a mentor figure (or voice of reason) for Annie, and secondly as comic relief -thankfully not at the character’s expense due to his visual impairment, but rather in spite of it.

Then there is Conrad (Eric Lively), who is the smooth ‘ladies man’ who befriends Annie, as she arrives at Headquarters – this guy is fast – she hasn’t even entered the building and he is weaving his magic. He also works for Arthur Campbell in the OSC division. As the series progresses, there are more characters to be introduced, but that is a start, and as you can imagine, the CIA is a pretty bitchy place to work – never knowing who to trust. Especially when each character’s day to day life entails lying, and manipulating of the truth, you’ve got to expect some of that to rub off in their interactions with their work colleagues – right? But Covert Affairs isn’t all about inter-office rivalries – there’s some action and shootouts in the show too – so I’ll get back to telling you about Annie’s mission – and said ‘action and shootouts’.

So Annie has to meet with a Russian assassin and receive his top-secret intel – via a suped up blackberry. Her cover is to pose as a call girl, and meet her ‘client’ at an upmarket Hotel in Washington DC. Annie is paged, and makes her way up to the room. Inside is the Russian assassin, Stas, who seems to be intent on having a good time at the US tax payers expense (and if he had his way, with Annie too). But finally she convinces him to get down to business, and they sync their blackberries, and Stas sends over the intel. But before Annie can leave, a hail of bullets shatter the window. Stats is shot, and Annie scrambles clear, fearing for her life. She makes it to safety, but unfortunately she has left her blackberry and the top-secret information behind (and her high-heel shoes). It’s not a good start to her career as a CIA agent. But Annie is made of much sterner stuff than that, and with Auggie’s help, concocts a plan to put it all right.

It’s hard to judge a series solely on the first episode. The pilot episode can in fact be the only good episode, with all the others falling into a predictable pattern week after week. I don’t think that will be the case here. Enough forethought and planning appear to have gone into the characters to provide at  least a series worth of twists and turns and duplicitous subplots. There is a little mystery which is setting itself to be the main story arc which takes place over many episodes (much like the ‘who burned Michael Weston’ question in Burn Notice). I am sure it will be dragged out for as long as possible to keep viewer interest up.

All in all, I found Covert Affairs to be very entertaining. Will it become another Burn Notice or Alias? Time will tell.

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Gamefinger

GamefingerAuthor: Clyde Allison
Real name: William Knoles
Publisher: Ember Library EL 321
Cover illustration: Robert Bonfils
Published: March 1966

WARNING: This review contains moderately sexual and adult content.

Gamefinger is the sixth title published in the highly collectible Trevor Anderson – Agent 0008 series, and the book opens with our oversexed, secret agent on leave. He is holidaying, on his lonesome, at a secluded cabin, beside a lake in Maine. His peace and quiet (and his celibacy) is interrupted by the arrival by a six-foot tall blonde Amazon named Karni. When 0008 meets her, she is skinnydipping in the lake. As this book is a soft-core sex comedy, after a brief introduction, he makes love to her in the great outdoors. This, of course, is one of the many sex scenes described in the book, and while reading the story, I almost get the impression that these sex sequence were more of a contractual obligation, rather than Clyde Allison’s desire to titillate his reading audience. The second sex sequence is almost shoehorned into the story – almost as if the publisher has said that he requires a sex sequence every twenty-five pages. And Allison has obliged.

Later, in the cabin as 0008 believes he is about to embark on another lengthy sexcapade, he closes his eyes as Karni approaches him. But rather than slaking his carnal desires, she renders his unconscious with a well placed judo-chop.

Alas, Karni is not an enemy agent, she is in fact SADISTO’s (the Security and Administration Division of the Institute for Special Tactical Operations) latest recruit, 00085, and when Trevor Anderson wakes up, he is back at SADISTO headquarters and about to be briefed by the General (the head of SADISTO).

The General explains (Page 27):

“…Ahem well, 0008, we are faced, we think, with one of the worst potential menaces to the Free World in recent years. We have reason to believe a madman is scheming to end war and the fear of war.”

I thought it over. “Ending war isn’t so bad,” I said. “But ending the fear of war! Why great heavens, man, think of the terrible slump the war – I mean defense – industries would take! Think of the effect on aerospace and electronics industries! Without the fear of war, dozens of billion-dollar industries wouldn’t get any tax money.”

“Right,” said the General. “You can see what a menace this madman could be – if his scheme, whatever it is, should prove workable…”

The brains behind the diabolical scheme is a man named Cantwell Undershaft – known as ‘Gamefinger’ – who has set himself up as a Caesar type figure, dressed in togas and wearing laurel wreaths in his hair. His plan is to beam, via satellite, vicious battles into peoples living rooms and onto their television screens. Undershaft believes that this repugnant display will sate peoples natural desire for blood, and will put them off war and warmongering forever.

Undershaft has began his plan with a few test productions, which SADISTO has obtained footage of. This footage consists of native women being stabbed, girls with swords and shields hacking at each other, others jousting on horse back, and girls being fed to barracudas. But Undershaft’s productions are crude. They need refining – they need an expert in weapons. And that’s where 0008′s mission begins. He is to pose as world renown weapons expert Rex Kingston. SADISTO’s computer has anticipated that soon Undershaft will attempt to kidnap Kingston and have him work as a technical advisor on his productions. The plan is to have 0008 kidnapped instead.

0008 is airlifted back to his lakeside lodge in Maine, and not before too long, an agent, working for Undershaft arrives on the scene. The agent’s name is Drusilla, and as this book has a quota of pornography to fit within its pages, of course, she seduces 0008. Then of course, knocks him out and drugs him. When 0008 wakes up, he is on Eros Island, and at the whims of eccentric, mad billionaire Cantwell Undershaft.

Sure this book is trash – it is smut. But underneath that trashy veneer, there is something pretty interesting going on here. Particularly if you place it in the context of the times. The book was published in 1966. A year after the ground war started in Vietnam (March 1965). In this book, Vietnam is never mentioned. It talks about a generic ‘war’ – but in 1966, as far as America was concerned, their only war was the one in Vietnam. This story concerns itself with the televisation of acts of extreme violence, and I guess that could be equated with the nightly news reports about the Vietnam conflict. The villain, Undershaft, believes that televising violence will cause people to want to stop it, and therefore put an end to all war.

As Undershaft explains (page 77):

“To begin with,” began Cantwell, “I don’t pit nude girls against each other in fights to the death just for kicks – my kicks. Not at all.”

Remembering the casual way in which he’d had the brunette skewered through her left breast just to make a point, I doubted him – but kept silent.

“No,” continued Cantwell, “although I have had perhaps a couple hundred American, European, Chinese, Japanese, African, Arabian, Polynesian and other young men and girls kidnapped, brainwashed and made into slaves – the bulk of whom have hacked, stabbed or shot each other to death, or been torn to shreds by wild animals – and although I intend to kidnap, brainwash and, uh, amusingly destroy several hundred more – still, I do what I do for the sake of humanity.”

Also from page 78:

“… horrible, grisly, sadistic spectacles such as the Roman games provided a safety valve for the whole population. And that’s what the world lacks today – a safety valve. A safety valve I intend to supply – for the sake of mankind.”

As hinted at in the brief passages above, there are some brutal sections in the book – possibly verging on crossing over into ‘bad taste’. These sequence are even more off putting in the fact that they are juxtaposed against the comedy (and even sexual) elements of the story. So for one section there may be a playful, naughty romp by a poolside, then there will be a girl in a fight with a leopard. And while Allison doesn’t dwell on the unpleasantness, it still is kind of creepy to read. Allison does attempt to take the ‘heat’ out of the scenes with some witty asides from 0008 – so he definitely knows he was pushing the enevelope of what was (and is) acceptable. Which to me, indicates, that his passages were written quite purposefully. And that brings us back to Vietnam.

Over time, Vietnam became an unpopular war – was this because of the regular news updates presenting the violence to the general populace? Is this story – yes, a piece of soft-core smut – in reality, a thinly veiled commentary on the Vietnam war and how it was portrayed on television at the time?

So far I have only read a few other Clyde Allison novels – you can read reviews of For Your Sighs Only and Mondo Sadisto – which I enjoyed as Bondian, and pop culture piss-takes. And while those other stories shared many of the same elements as Gamefinger, the hidden understories didn’t gel as well as this one. As I said earlier, this book is trash, but as a piece of trash, I think it is a minor gem – or if not a gem, at least an interesting time capsule.

From the blurb:

Mad-dog billionaire, Cantwell Undershaft, was devising the the most diabolic scheme in 2,000 years – revival of the bloody and orgiastic Games of Ancient Rome in all their lewd and gory splendor…telecasting from outer space color broadcasts of the grisly spectacles – naked men and girls hacking each other to death, mauled by enraged wild beasts, torn to shreds by half-starved barracudas… His goal, ending forever mankind’s lust for war by fulfilling its craving for bloody, sexually sadistic kicks. Was his scheme an insane justification for his own depravity, or were the hundreds of men and girls slaughtered a realistic safety-valve for the world’s repressed desires? That was the problem dread SADISTO agent, Trevor Anderson – 0008, had to resolve in a nonstop orgy of sex and mayhem on remote Eros Island.

Gamefinger has been recently reprinted by Olympia Press, and is available from  Amazon.com

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Double O Kid (1992)

Country: United States
Director: Duncan McLachlan
Starring: Corey Haim, Brigitte Nielson, Wallace Shawn, Nicole Eggert, Basil Hoffman, John Rhys-Davies, Karen Black, Anne Francis, Seth Green
Music: Misha Segal

In the last twenty years, writing for children’s television, films and books has changed quite dramatically – thankfully for the better. In days of yore, only a few select companies (or people) really put in the effort to craft quality entertainment for children. Say what you like about the ‘House of Mouse’, but generally they put out quality material – unlike some other people /companies who seem to believe that the youth market is less demanding than the adult market and therefore it is easier to make a film to please them. A case in point may be the Double O Kid. It is insultingly bad. I don’t know if it found and audience, or made a profit when initially released (IMDb suggests it went straight to video), but today, where quality children’s spy films such as Agent Cody Banks, Spy Kids and even Cats and Dogs, are produced, schlock like this wouldn’t even get a look in.

The film opens with with a sequence that actually doesn’t even make sense within the context of the film. Two henchmen, one of them is incredibly long legged Brigitte Nielson (Red Sonja, herself) – so I guess she’s a henchwoman – are working for a master criminal named Cashpot (Wallace Shawn). Posing as cleaners, the hench-people break into a top secret facility (although it looks like it was filmed at a high school) and crack open the safe. They retrieve and photograph some documentation from the Federal Aviation Administration. As they are about to leave, the alarm goes, and guards rush to investigate. First viewers are served a fat slice of slapstick, where the male henchman (I don’t know the actor’s name), throws a bucket of soapy water onto the floor. The guards slip and slide, and fall over. Then strangely, after this light hearted moment, this hard-ass perp pulls a gun and cold-bloodedly shoots the guard as he flounders on the ground – complete with shuddering body as the bullets connect. For a children’s film it is rather gruesome – but seems even more incongruous when juxtaposed against the slapstick antics of only seconds before.

The film hasn’t even reached the title sequence yet, and I am asking ‘who is this films intended audience?’ Is it young kids who would laugh at seeing adults fall over – or older teens who want a more violent kind of action?

Next up we have a computer animated title sequence with a chess motif. The chess thing comes up later in the film, so I guess it quite okay. I am guessing that the titles were put together by Jay Johnsen who put together all the computer graphics throughout the rest of the film. By today’s standards, the computer animation is rather primitive – but that is to be expected, after all the film was made almost twenty years ago.

Now we finally meet the hero of the film. He is seventeen year old Lance Elliot (Corey Haim). Lance lives in Philadelphia and fantasizes about being a secret agent named ‘Eagle Dawn’. As ‘Eagle Dawn’, Lance provides annoying little nuggets of voice over commentary as he goes about his daily routine. He describes leaving home as ‘escaping from an interrogation centre’ and while being followed in a car by his mother and younger brother, he announces ‘enemy vehicle in pursuit – closing in fast.’ So while Lance is supposed to be the hero of this film, his character is written in such a way that he comes off as a mixture of ‘paranoid fantasist’ and ‘smarmy arrogant dick’.

But at least unlike other ‘fantasist’ juvenile spies, Lance actually does work for the CIA – as part of their Summer Recruitment Campaign – an initiative to get the kids off the street. But Lance hardly lives the exciting and thrill packed world of a spy. Instead he makes coffee for his superiors and runs small errands.

That brings us back to the villain of the piece, Cashpot. Cashpot has a meeting with a computer magnate, Rudolph Von Kessenbaum (John Rhys Davies). Kessenbaum has been hired by a consortium of business men to aid in the suppression of a ‘Green Report’. This report, if adopted by the governments of the world, would put this unknown consortium out of business (I think consortium is just a nice euphemism for ‘oil producers’) The scientist who are putting together this ‘Green Report’ are going to be on a airplane flying over the Bermuda Triangle in a days time, so the Consortium want Kessenbaum to upload a virus to the plane and make it crash. Kessenbaum is outsourcing this part to Cashpot who is a computer virus genius. But to complete his plan, Cashpot needs some information and a special keycard from the Federal Aviation Administration. You may remember my description of the pre-title sequence. I would suggest that sequentially that scene should go here in the movie – perhaps? Maybe it was a flash-forward? Who knows – it doesn’t really make sense!

Meanwhile things are looking a little bit more exciting for Lance. When his direct superior, Trout (Basil Hoffman) forgets to post a parcel to Sam Wynberg at the FAA, he uses Lance as a courier. Flying to Los Angeles, Lance arrives just at the same time that Cashpot’s hench-people are shaking down Wynberg for the FAA Keycard. Wynberg hides the keycard in some folded up banknotes, that he passes to Lance as a tip for delivering the parcel.

The hench-people aren’t dummies (actually they are – but somehow they worked this out), however, and soon realise that Lance has the keycard and the chase begins. Being a fantasist has it advantages though, especially when you are being chased by goons, and Lance manages to muddle his way through various attempts by Cashpot’s inept hench-people as they try to retrieve the keycard and capture Lance. Along the way, Lance forms an alliance with a girl names Melinda (Nicole Eggert), who he meets as he is trying to flee from some roller-blading hockey goons.

I have already spent way too many keystrokes outlining this film. The action sequences are unconvincing and poorly staged. The music sounds like it was recorded on a toy Casio keyboard, and the plot is all over the shop. The biggest insult however is the ending. I have no qualms about spoiling the film, because I hope that you are never forced into a situation where you have to watch it. Earlier I mentioned the ‘chess motif’ in the title sequence. For the climax, Cashpot and Lance duke it out on a computer chess set. That would be okay – but Lance wins the game in two moves. This is crap – if you need a teen fix, watch Agent Cody Banks or If Looks Could Kill instead.

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Le Guignolo (1980)

Country: France / Italy
Director:
Georges Lautner
Starring: Jean-Paul Belmondo, Mirella D’Angelo, Michel Galabru, Carla Romanelli, Tony Kendall
Music: Philippe Sarde

Sorry folks, this is gonna be a half-assed review because I don’t speak French and I haven’t been able to find a copy of Le Guignolo which has English subtitles. But I don’t let little things like language barriers get in the way of a good film. Is it a good film? I think so, even without translation I found myself laughing in all the right places, so I’d suggest that’s a sign of a decent night’s entertainment, especially if you understand the lingo.

Le Guignolo is one of those hybrid films which is part caper and partly spy. Jean-Paul Belmondo plays Alexandre Dupré, a confidence trickster and thief. As the film opens, we find him on the balcony of a lavish mansion. Using a glass cutter, he cuts a hole in the glass of the French doors and lets himself in. He scours the place examining all the artwork. He selects one painting and proceeds to cut it from it’s frame. As he is working, a light flicks on and the lady of the house catches him in the act. But rather than fleeing the scene, Dupré seduces her.

Next we see Dupré returning to prison. It appears he was only on day leave, acclimatising for his imminent release. Once he is released though, he sets about work on a big scam. When we next see Dupré he is wearing a jewelled turban on board an ocean liner bound for Morocco. He is pretending to be a wealthy Sheik or Maharaja. After sizing up the passengers, Dupré selects his target. Her name is Sophie, and she appears to be a Princess. I only assume this, because she always wears a diamond encrusted tiara.

Over the next few days, Dupré wines, dines and romances Sophie. On the last night before they make port, Sophie receives a distressing Telegram. My lack of French stops me from understanding the message, but somehow it appears that Sophie has lost all her money. She is upset and distressed. Dupré kindly offers to help her out, by buying her jewellery. They meet in her cabin. Dupré hands over a suitcase full of cash, and Sophie hands over her jewels.

Back in his cabin, Dupré is excited by his haul. He didn’t really give Sophie a mountain of cash. It was all fake. Now he has the jewels, he takes off his disguise and prepares to disembark the ship with his booty. But upon closer examination of the Tiara, Dupré finds it to be fake. It isn’t encrusted with diamonds but glass. In a rage he storms back to Sophie’s cabin.

Meanwhile, Sophie has gone through Duprés suitcase full of cash, and discovered that it is fake. In a rage she storms to Dupré’s cabin. It appears that Sophie isn’t a Princess but a confidence trickster who was looking to latch onto a wealthy passenger on the voyage and rip him off. It appears that they have been working the same scam.

Sophie and Dupré meet in the middle of the deck and laugh about it all. They decide to join forces on the next big scam. Their next scam appears to be a bit more convoluted. It involves a German Count, and Sophie (who is now calling herself Pamela) plays out the same routine. But this also involves Dupré as a jealous lover who attempts to hang himself. The ruse almost works. Sophie gets the cheque from the Count, but when Dupré goes to hang himself, nobody comes to the rescue. He is stuck swaying from the chandelier. His saving grace is the roof gives out, and Dupré and the chandelier come crashing down to the floor. After this failure, Dupré and Sophie decide to go their separate ways.

Next Dupré catches a plane to Venice. On the flight he is approached by a gentleman carrying a briefcase. He asks Dupré to carry the case through customs. Dupré agrees. What Dupré doesn’t realise is that he has been set up to carry the briefcase. The man has a Polaroid photo of Dupré is his pocket (which later will become incriminating evidence). And inside the briefcase, hidden in the bottom of a cigarette lighter is a microfilm. Upon arrival in Venice, Dupré carries the case through. Waiting on the other side is the man who gave it to him. While waiting, he is shot by an unseen assailant. When Dupré arrives to return the case, he finds a crowd of onlookers and the police. He doesn’t want to be involved, so he catches a water-taxi to his hotel. On route, a sniper shoots the driver of the taxi and Dupré’s boat races wildly through the canals of Venice with no-one at the helm.

Of course, this is just the start of the spy-jinks as Dupré is chased by all sides, and he is not sure why. Le Guignolo appears to be great deal of fun. If your a hard-core Belmondo fan, despite the lack of subtitles, the story isn’t too hard to follow. We’ve all seen this type of thing before, but it is a pleasure to see Belmondo doing light comedy. And there is enough action and stunts (though not as many as the normal Belmondo film) to keep most people happy.

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